Run #533 – Sib Baht, Cannonball and Panzer

GM’s Note:

Thanks, everyone, for coming out for another great day with the Jungle. We had a strong turnout with 71 signups, with a mix of virgins, visitors, and returners.
Thanks to Black Panther and Shy Tiger for your hard work distributing the food and to the hares for setting a great trail.
A very special thank you to Mountain Flower, who went above and beyond, providing delicious food at the On On bar.

Hash Notes:

Hares on the Ice! Sib Baht, Cannonball, and Panzer set a relatively flat trail that everyone enjoyed – maybe a little too much. Many walkers happily returned before the runners (BB put the hares on the ice for that!) but had to wait until their first beer. However, the trail was challenging for some people; specifcally, Bitterballs lost the trail but eventually made his way back to the A-Site.

Raffle – These are the lucky bastards:

French Erection – Whisky

Cranky Yank – Brandy

Bell End – Wine

Squeeze My Tube – socks and cookies

Titanic Dickhead – towel

Just Andy – red hash shirt

Flying Dick Truck F*ker – pink hash shirt

Misuse Me – cherry toilet cleaner

Lost Property – sunglasses were found on trail and remained sad, alone, and unclaimed. They’ll be in the raffle in the next hash if they continue to be abandoned.

Get a Life! These hashers are addicted to the Jungle, quickly reaching the 10 run mark: Gay Gee Bee, Istanbullshit, Muff Design Her, and Flying Dick Truck F*ker.

Get a Life! Part 2 – Cannonball decided to clean his house for apparently the first time in two years. While looking into his closet he stumbled upon She’s the Boss’ 75 Run hat …. which was awarded to him two years ago. The hat was so forgotten that the club just bought another one. Now She’s the Boss has two!

“Where oh Where Were you Last Week?” – Welcome back to the following returning hashers: Dirty Harry, Phil the Pill, Feel My Meat, French Erection, Pocahotnas, Crooked Cunt, Slo Flo Jo, Dingo Ate My Baby, No Bannana, and Titanic Dickhead

Hashy Birthday to: Slo Flo Jo, Yanky Crank, and Feel My Meat

Virgins – The following hashers just popped their Jungle cherry: Just Chris, Just Berte, and Just Olay. Now, they can proudly say that the Pattaya Jungle Hash is their mother hash!

Hash Naming – In the UK tradition of only the closest of friends, Just Dean, talked so much sh*t about his friends it inspired his hash name: Manc Gobshite.

Next Hash – Join us for the next hash on January 18. Bell Ringer and Bell End are haring and it’s Bell Ringer’s birthday hash! See the website for more details.

Pirate Boat Jungle Bash – Here is a teaser of the details …. save the date!