Run #525 – Squeeze My Tube and Sick of Steve

Here are the highlights for Run #525:

  1. Thanks to the hares: Squeeze My Tube and Sick of Steve! When asked what we thought of the trail, opinions ranged from “Best trail of my life!” (Just George, a virgin) to “Great A-site” (Fattus Maximus, who had a broken ankle, forcing him to bask in the glory of the A-site). GI Joe complained: “My wife forgot about me on trail”. Overall, we agreed with Arseholic who said: “Excellent trail”. 
  2. The raffle had tons of prizes today! Here are the lucky bastards:
    • French Erection – Glen Fraser
    • Minnie Mouse – Sang Som Whiskey / walking stick
    • Full Moon – flat cap (donated by Muff Design Her)
    • Lurch – Hong Thong whiskey
    • Blow Lewinsky – Hong Thong whiskey
    • Just Ann – Jungle patch
    • Amporn – cookies
    • The Nigerian – Pattaya race bag (with a surprise inside!)
  3. Virgins on the ice! Just George, a virgin, was called onto the ice with his sponsor, Blow Lewinski. When ONE Frenchman sits, ALL Frenchmen sit. French Connection and Sauerkraut Bone Collector shared the ice. 
  4. New Name for Hasher – Just Jason is “Just Jason” no more! He will now be forever known as …… “Telecunt”, inspired by his work in telecommunications ?
  5. A new hash is born in Bangkok – The Nigerian sat on the ice for having the balls to start a new Saturday hash in Bangkok: Sabai Saturday Hash. The next run is on Saturday, September 28. Check the website for more details. 
  6. Hashing Doggy Style – French Erection, Sauerkraut Bone Collector, Clit the Clown, and Full Moon were called on the ice for hashing with not one, not two, but with a total of FOUR dogs on trail. 
  7. Walkers are talkers – Jackal was injured but still kept up with “the young ‘uns” on the running trail. When I asked him why he didn’t just do the walking trail, he looked me dead in the eyes and schooled me – “Walkers are talkers” – before simply walking away after the mic drop. 
  8. Chatter in the circle – Mountain Flower, Dragon, and Sexy Butterfly were called in because they could not stop the constant gossip while the circle was going on. After getting off the ice, they proceeded to chatter about being called on the ice.

On on!