Run #520 – Fattus Maximus, Arse Bandit, Kilt Lifter

1. Hares on the ice! Arse Bandit, Kilt Lifter, and Fattus Maximus (virgin hare) put on a fabulous trail run …. even though everyone ran the trail backwards …. and even though the walkers went on an accidental 9 km trail hike adventure. Opinions ranged from “I loved it – paid up for a 3km walk and got a 9km walk instead!” (Sunshine) to “I was on paper the whole way – old paper, new paper, trash paper, ALL paper!” (Beverly Hills Pink Cock). Absolutely F*kn Clueless exclaimed “I found the Runners/Walkers split quite easily … 7km into the trail”. It was a gorgeous day for a run and walk and everyone made it back. Thank you to the hares for a successful (and memorable) hash!
2. Hash Crashes – Bubbles was caught off guard when, according to him, the roots came out of the ground and with incredibly villainous intent, caught him up and made him crash. Eating Monster was a victim of her own good intentions; her hash crash happened because she was herding the many virgins on today’s hash back to safety and ended up face first in the dirt. Kilt Lifter, in his excitement to experience his own trail as many times as possible, had his crash the day before the actual hash.
3. Raffle – here were the lucky bastards that went home with Jungle loot. Thank you to Burl Ives (Hash Raffle) for purchasing the winnings and to Kilt Lifter who donated prizes.
   • Ging Gang Goolies – Clan Fraser Scotch Whiskey
   • The Nigerian – Vodka / Steering Wheel Cover (donated by Kilt Lifter)
   • Bubbles – Japanese whiskey
   • Lazslo Covach – Brandy
   • Flying Dick – Song Sam
   • Eating Monster – Shampoo
   • Limp Dick – bag (donated by Kilt Lifter)

• Happy Survivor got her 100 run patch.
• Limp Dick got his 25 run patch
• GI Joe got a personalized 450 run patch – WOW!