Enjoy the highlights of the circle from Run #528. 

1. Hares on the ice! The Nigerian and Boring Wanker put on a wonderfully wet and dirty trail – just the way we LOVE it! They had to set it Friday and then re-paper it just before the hash but it was well worth it. 

2. Hash Crashes – The muddy mess that was Saturday’s trail was too much for Fleece Lifter and Car Licker to stay upright. They fell hard and were iced for their silliness. In a strange twist, Fleece Lifter called out Bubbles who maintains his innocence – despite Fleece Lifter clearly witnessing Bubbles complete a graceful spin in the air before landing in the mud. 

3. Raffle – here were the lucky bastards that went home with Jungle loot.

• Just Eric – Bluetooth Headband
• Full Moon – Red Wine
• Farm Girl – a bag of beer
• Singing Granny – Brandy
• Cannonball (who gave his ticket to Black Panther) – Siam Sunday Hash bag
• Dragonfly – Phuket Bag
• Yorkshire Pudding – Beer in a hash beer condom
• The Nigerian – giant ….. you just had to be there to know

4. Get a Life, Get a Life, Get a Life, Life, Life …..

• Jackal got his 250 run patch
• Antique got his 25 run patch

5. Virgins – these hashers can now call the Pattaya Jungle hash their mother hash: Just Eric, Just Kim, and Farmgirl’s Daughter

6. Front Running Bastards – without Herring Chocker’s running frenemy, it was Minnie Mouse who gave him a run for his money

7. The food today was AMAZING. Thank you to Shy Tiger and Black Panther for all their hard work, especially putting together all the chicken skewers!

8. Hashy Birthday to Flying Dick Truck Fucker who will celebrate being born on Sunday!

9. Looking for more adventure? The next Jungle will be on November 2 with the hares: Arse Bandit and Antique. It will be Halloween themed so run in the best costume and win a bottle of whiskey!

10. 7/11 Run – the next Lunar Irregular Hash will be on November 7. Talk to the Lunar Irregular GM (Arse Bandit) for more details.