Run #529 – Halloween Hash

Enjoy the highlights of the circle from Run #529. 

1. We had an incredible 72 sign ups!

2. Hares on the ice! Arse Bandit, Sauerkraut Bone Collector, Madame Sin, and Antique put together a scary treat of a trail which included harrowing hills, insidious rivers, and razor sharp pineapple fields. The spooky decorations at the A-site were also much appreciated. 

3. Hash Crashes – 

  • Despite protests from Bubbles that falling down on one hand is not a hash crash, he was crowned with the hash crash toilet seat. 
  • Seal Sucker had a hash splash as he ambitiously (and unsuccessfully) tried to jump across a river. 
  • GI Joe had no shame about what happened with his hash crash as he yelled, “My wife pushed me!”
  • In a strange Halloween twist, Twinkle Dick inexplicably exclaimed, “I saw a python!” and offered no other explanation for his hash crash. 

4. Raffle – here were the lucky bastards that went home with Jungle loot. 

  • Dirty Pussy – Whisky
  • The Nigerian – bottles of Cider
  • Jerry Cunt – Hash shirt
  • Flying Dick Truck F*ker – Chang Beer
  • Candy Fanny – 4 cans of Chang
  • Sex Toy – Hash shirt
  • Kim – Hustler Magazine …. Yes … porn still comes in print ….. 
  • Radioactive – Hash shirt
  • Muff Design Her – Iphone 13 Case
  • Atomic Muff Diver – shorts

5. Get a Life, Get a Life, Get a Life, Life, Life …..

  • Blow Lewinsky got his 50 patch
  • Keema got his 100 run patch
  • Slug got his 25 run patch
  • Atomic Muff Diver got his 125 run hat
  • Sauerkraut Bone Collector got his 75 run hat
  • Seal Sucker got his 225 run hat
  • Ging Gang Goolies got his 75 run hat
  • Cannonball got his 125 run hat

6. Virgins – these hashers can now call the Pattaya Jungle hash their mother hash: Just Sarah (from London), Just Gavin (from Glasgow)

7. Where Oh Where Were You Last Week? We happily welcomed our returners: Speedy Pete, Istanbulshit, Head Mistress, and Pussy Galore

8. Halloween Best Costume Contest ….. And the winners are …..

    • 3rd place – Berlin (Ging Gang Goolies)
    • 2nd place – Skull Harriet (Farm Girl)
    • 1st place – Red Witches (Happy Survivor and Black Panther)

9. Thank you to Mountain Flower for organizing our On On bar at Cloud 9 Reloaded and ordering pizza for us. Happy news – Teacher’s Lounge is back in business and we will continue to enjoy On After parties on Action Street!

10. We had a lot of Bangkok hashers come to the hash and hopefully, more in the future! Anal Compulsion, Drinkslikeagirl, The Nigerian, Just Gus, Just Jose, Headbanger, Just Eric

11. Looking for more adventure? The next Jungle will be on November 16. See the website for more details

12. 7/11 Run – the next Lunar Irregular Hash will be on November 7. See the website for more details.