Highlights of Run #531
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Hash Crashes – Happy Survivor, GI Joe, Shit on my Chest, and Slime Ball were no match for the vines, roots, and treacherous terrain of Khao Mai Keao. Gravity took them down HARD.
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Hares on the Ice! – Thank you to Shit on my Chest, Kilt Lifter, and Slime Ball for an amazing run. Though some walkers were cursing your names because of the crazy hill you made them do on the “leisurely” walk, everyone agreed that it was an awesome run.
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Lucky Bastards – here are the raffle winners:
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Just Crystal – Whisky
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Just Rose – Sangsom AND a Hash Shirt (lucky bastard TWICE!)
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Madame SIn – Whisky
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Slimeball – Hash Towel
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Just Rose (the singer) – Hash Shirt
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Bling – tin of cookies
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Dragonfly – Hash Shirt
4. Get a Life! Get a Life! Get a Life, Life, Life! – some runners have an incredible number of runs under their belt. They got a t-shirt with their photo in this circle – wear it with pride!
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GI Joe – 400 Runs
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Squeeze My Tube – 400 Runs
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Ball Ringer – 300 Runs
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Bell End – 200 Runs
5. Returners – with an incredible 76 sign ups, a huge chunk of these hashers were returners – too many to list here! Welcome back to the Jungle!
6. Tan Beer Man – In one of the best surprises of the night, the Jungle committee wanted to recognize the incredible work of Tan, who runs the beer truck by giving him his own Jungle shirt with his name on it – Tan Beer Man. He is so incredibly reliable, takes so much initiative, and as Clit the Clown wisely exclaimed, “without him we’d be f*cked!”
7. Racist Behaviour – Not only did Shit on My Chest and Slime Ball set the trail, but while all of us were huffing and puffing our way through the run/walk they set, these two did ANOTHER trail run at the same time in preparation for their upcoming 50km trail race.
8. Dicks on the Ice – the Jungle realized that we have a lot of dicks. On the ice were Papa Dick, Twinkle Dick, Flying Dick Truck F*cker, and Disco Dick.
9. Antique‘s Jungle Hash BBQ Bash is on December 14 in Bang Sare. Details are posted on Line, FB, and the website.
10. The On-On Bar was Buffalo Bar again with 40+ people attending – it was a PARTY!!!! Thank you Eating Monster for helping to organize this.
On On!
